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Originally posted by texpert


I hope this one is for me.....

Baagon me Phool khilte rahenge,
Raat me Diye jalte rahenge,
Dua hai Khuda se aap khush rahe humesha..
Baki tang toh hum aapko saari Umar karte rahenge

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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Judge : U r crossing the limits...
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge : How dare you call me Saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' aisa kehta hai?

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupya de do.
Sahab : Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

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Once a girl was drinking Coke. She suddenly discovered a Fly in her drink and took it out from the Coke. The Fly gave birth to a Baby Fly and died.
The Baby Fly opened it's eyes looked at the girl and said ,'Maaa!'.
The girl asked the Baby Fly, 'main tumhari Maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon Maa bulati hai?'
The Fly replied, 'kyon kai maine tumhari COKE se janam liya hai.'

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."

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A friend asks Sardar how was ur Exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of "THINK".
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

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Hi to a cute, sweet, lovely, charming and the most adorable person in this world.
Happy Naa ? Ok let me go, I have to fool others too ..

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May our Friendship turn into Silver, Silver into Gold, Gold into Diamonds ... and may our Diamonds be Forever ... Then we'll sell it OK ? Fifty-Fifty

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KANJOOSI KI ZINDAGI BHI KYA JINA...
KABHI MERI TARHA JIYA KARO ...........
ROZ MERE SMS PERH KAR SHARAM NAHI AATI..
KABHI KHUD BHI SMS KIYA KARO

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Kya hua jo usne racha lee Mehandi,
Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge,
Mujhe pata tha ki wo apne Naseeb me nahi,
Ab uski Chhoti behan ko Fasayenge

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Kya Baat hai,
Jab Dekho tab Pregnant hi rahte Ho Yaar,
Jab Bhi Message karta hoon,
Tumhari Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai, .............

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History Teacher : From where to where did the Mughals rule ?
Student : Sir, i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26 Sir....

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I cannot hide this from u any more.

I don't want 2 hurt u,

And I feel it's best if I tell u,

Before you hear it from someone else ............































Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

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Kali se phool banne me kitna waqt lagta hai,

Lehron ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai,

Mobile hai to kar do na SMS...

Karne mein kitna waqt lagta hai..

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Boyfriend:- Sorry i can't marry u ... mere gharwaale mana kar rahe hai.....
Girlfriend:- Ghar pe kuan???.....
Boyfriend:-1 biwi aur 3 bacche

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What is a Kiss???
In view of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 lips.
In the view of Economics: Kiss is that thing, which always has higher Demand than Supply.

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Dean: Anybody caught goin 2 Ladies Hostel wil b fined Rs.400 1st time..Rs.700 2nd time & Rs.1000 3rd time.
Student: How much 4 a Season Pass?