[jamjoom]

> 1. Yes = No
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> 2. No = Yes
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> 3. Maybe = No
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> 4. We need = I want..
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> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
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> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
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> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
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> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
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> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
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> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is *** all you ever think about?