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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an
hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity.
- Albert Einstein
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The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get up in the morning
and does not stop until you get into the office.
> > - Robert Frost
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
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We must believe in luck.
For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
Jean Cocturan
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just
exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
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It matters not whether you win or lose;
what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
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Life is pleasant.
Death is peacefulIt's the transition that's troublesome."
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers
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It is not exactly cheating,
I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to
shop.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does
milk.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
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The number of people watching you is
directly proportional to the stupidity
of your action.
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Love is a sweet thing caught a moment and held in a golden eye. You can borrow but never own it after awhile it says good-bye.
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