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Old 01-08-2007, 06:36 PM
Zubair Zubair is offline
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Q..
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?










Because the bananas are made of plastic.


Next…Q

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?










Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa…never give up…one more..


Now,

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?










Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down…


Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?










Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe


Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?






Cmon think



Because the TV is off.

Kikikikikiki..


Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?










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